July 22, 2014

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July 22, 2014
trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

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July 22, 2014

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

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July 21, 2014
sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

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July 21, 2014

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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July 21, 2014

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

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July 19, 2014

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July 19, 2014
"If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business."

Dr. Gail Dines (via volatilebodies)

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July 19, 2014
insidiousmisandry:

i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars

insidiousmisandry:

i cant believe i missed the lesbian sex wars

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

July 19, 2014

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July 17, 2014

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

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July 16, 2014

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

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July 16, 2014

katkinkat:

I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY

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