April 23, 2014

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April 20, 2014
xoromania:

cody-sampson:

~doors~


thecatzoo we are all the best kinds of doors

xoromania:

cody-sampson:

~doors~

thecatzoo we are all the best kinds of doors

April 20, 2014

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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April 20, 2014

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April 20, 2014

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

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April 20, 2014

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April 20, 2014

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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April 20, 2014

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April 20, 2014

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April 20, 2014

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

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April 20, 2014

urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

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April 20, 2014

cadburycreamcoolator:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

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April 20, 2014

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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